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- [knock on door]
- YEAH?

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- YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
- YES, OSCAR, COME ON IN.

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CLOSE THE DOOR,
IF YOU WOULD.

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THANK YOU.

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THANKS SO MUCH
FOR TALKING TO ME.

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YEAH, SURE.

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[sighs] I'M GOING IN
FOR A PROCEDURE TODAY.

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- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- YEAH.

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IT'S--IT'S ROUTINE.

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I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT SCARED.

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I'M SURE EVERYTHING
WILL BE FINE.

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WHAT--WHAT DO YOU--
WHAT'S THE PROCEDURE,

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IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING?

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IT IS A COLONOSCOPY.

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OKAY.

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IN YOUR EXPERIENCE,
WHAT SHOULD I BE EXPECTING

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IN TERMS OF SENSATION...

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OR EMOTIONS?

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IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO

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TO MAKE IT MORE
PLEASURABLE FOR ME

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OR FOR DR. CHAUNDRY?

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[sighs] OH, MY GOD.

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MY MAIN CONCERN IS,
SHOULD I HAVE A SAFE WORD?

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YEAH.

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{\an8}[up-tempo music]

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{\an8}♪ ♪

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{\an8}- BILL SAGMAN FROM BUFFALO.
- THANK YOU.

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{\an8}ERROL MEDICAL SUPPLIES
IN WEST SENECA.

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{\an8}- THANKS.
- AND ANGELA'S STILL WAITING

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{\an8}FOR YOU TO APPROVE
THE NEW BILLING--

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{\an8}OKAY, ERIN, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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{\an8}IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP
COMING IN HERE

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{\an8}WITH WORK THAT I NEED TO DO,

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{\an8}- I'M GONNA NEED A NEW MONITOR.
- OKAY.

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{\an8}- IT'S NOT WORKING--
- HEY, MICHAEL.

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{\an8}- YES?
- UH, DO YOU WANT THE BUFFALO

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{\an8}CLIENTS UNDER NEW ACCOUNTS
OR EXISTING?

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{\an8}I'VE BEEN DOING SOME OF BOTH.

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{\an8}EVERYBODY WANTS
A PIECE OF ME.

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{\an8}CORPORATE SHUT DOWN
THE BUFFALO BRANCH,

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{\an8}WHICH LEFT US TO ABSORB
ALL OF THEIR CLIENTS.

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{\an8}I WILL TELL YOU,
THERE HAS BEEN WORK EVERY DAY.

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{\an8}HAD TO COME IN
ON A SATURDAY...

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{\an8}TO RETRIEVE--

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{\an8}I LEFT MY CELL PHONE HERE.

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{\an8}SO, MICHAEL,
HOW ARE YOU HANDLING

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{\an8}THE BUFFALO TRANSITION
ON YOUR END?

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{\an8}GREAT ON MY END.

49
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{\an8}HOW ABOUT YOUR END?

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{\an8}WELL, I THINK WE'RE
ON THE SAME END, MICHAEL.

51
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{\an8}THEN WHY DID YOU SAY
"YOUR END"?

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{\an8}LET ME BE MORE SPECIFIC.

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{\an8}HOW ARE YOU PERSONALLY HANDLING
THE INCREASING RESPONSIBILITY?

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{\an8}WELL, I WILL TELL YOU, DAVID,

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{\an8}I'M EITHER DOING THE WORK
OR I'M NOT.

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{\an8}SO ARE YOU DOING THE WORK?

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{\an8}READ IT AND WEEP.

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{\an8}[exhales]
MICHAEL, IF YOU NEED US

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{\an8}TO HELP YOU WITH ANYTHING...

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{\an8}- MM-MM.
- YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.

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{\an8}- OKAY?
- I'M GOOD.

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{\an8}I HAVE GOT A LOT
OF BALLS IN THE AIR.

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{\an8}IF I WANTED TO BE
IN THE BUSINESS

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{\an8}OF GIVING PEOPLE BAD NEWS,
I WOULD'VE BECOME A CORONER

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{\an8}OR AN ANCHORMAN.

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{\an8}BUT I GOT INTO THIS INDUSTRY

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{\an8}BECAUSE I WANTED
TO GIVE PEOPLE GOOD NEWS,

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{\an8}LIKE,
"YOUR PAPER IS ON ITS WAY."

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{\an8}"YES, WE HAVE THAT IN STOCK."

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{\an8}"IT'S LUNCH TIME."

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{\an8}I WAS RUSHING
TO FILL AN ORDER.

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{\an8}I PUT THE LADDER UP
TO GRAB A BOX

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{\an8}OF THREE-HOLE
FROM THE TOP SHELF.

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{\an8}NEXT THING I KNOW,
I'M ON THE GROUND,

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{\an8}LADDER'S ON TOP OF ME.

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AND THAT'S
HOW YOU BROKE YOUR ANKLE?

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YES.

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HMM, INTERESTING.

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HOW DID THE LADDER
END UP ON TOP OF YOU

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IF YOU FELL OFF OF IT?

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THIS DOESN'T
CONCERN YOU, MAN.

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YOU NEED TO WALK AWAY.

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OH, REALLY?
I'M SORRY.

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I THOUGHT
THIS WAS A FREE COUNTRY.

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I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE
IN COMMUNIST SWEDEN.

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IF WE WERE
LIVING IN SWEDEN,

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I WOULDN'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT THIS,

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'CAUSE WE'D HAVE
UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

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MM--THAT'S--OKAY.

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- BE QUIET.
- I'M TALKING--

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MM.

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[sighs] I WILL SEND THIS
OFF TO CORPORATE.

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MAKE SURE YOU HOLD ON
TO YOUR MEDICAL BILLS.

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FEEL BETTER.

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THANKS, T-MAN.

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LATER.

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SO LONG, DARRYL.

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FEEL BETTER.

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HE'S LYING.

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HE HAS A DOCTOR'S NOTE.

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OH, FROM WHO, DR. J?

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YOU REALLY NEED
TO INVESTIGATE THIS.

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PEOPLE DON'T JUST
FALL OFF OF LADDERS.

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GUY ON MY STREET FELL OFF
A LADDER PAINTING HIS HOUSE.

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IT WAS ON THE NEWS.

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SINCE WHEN HAVE
YOU KNOWN DARRYL

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TO RUSH TO DO ANYTHING

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OTHER THAN TO COME UP HERE
FOR BIRTHDAY CAKE?

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"Y'ALL HAVING
BIRTHDAY CAKE?"

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[scoffs] PLEASE.

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THAT'S NOT
A VERY GOOD DARRYL.

112
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AND HOW MANY FOREMEN
DO YOU KNOW

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THAT PULL BOXES?

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HM.

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IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP.

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[exhales deeply]

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- HI, PHYLLIS.
- HEY.

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HI. I HAVEN'T RECEIVED
YOUR RSVP CARD FOR THE WEDDING,

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AND I WAS JUST--

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EH.

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[breathing sharply]

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I'M ABOUT TO SNEEZE.

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[barely audible] OH.

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[breathing sharply]

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UH--UH--UH--

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[breathing rapidly]

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WE INVITED EVERYONE
IN THE OFFICE TO OUR WEDDING,

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EVEN THOUGH WE REALIZED
MOST PEOPLE

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WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO MAKE THE DRIVE

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TO NIAGARA FALLS.

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[whispering] WHICH IS WHY
WE'RE HAVING IT

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IN NIAGARA FALLS.

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THEN MICHAEL TOLD EVERYONE

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THEY COULD HAVE
FRIDAY AND MONDAY OFF

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IF THEY CAME.

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SO NOW
PEOPLE HAVE TO DECIDE

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IF THEY WANT
TO COME TO OUR WEDDING

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OR HAVE TO WORK.

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NOTHING.

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IT WAS GONNA BE
A DOOZY, THOUGH.

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OOH.

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NOW I FEEL WEIRD.

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- HM.
- UGH.

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SO DO YOU THINK YOU AND BOB
CAN MAKE IT TO THE WEDDING?

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UH, WOULD YOU WAIT A SECOND?

146
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SURE. DO YOU NEED
A KLEENEX OR SOMETHING?

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YEAH.

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HEY, WHO HERE IS GOING
TO PAM AND JIM'S WEDDING?

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UM, FOR NOW, COUNT ME IN.

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THANKS, PHYLLIS.

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SO, MICHAEL, YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET ME A RUNDOWN

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ON THE BUFFALO CLIENTS
BY MONDAY?

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ABSOL--YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER.

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SUNDAY, SUNDAY NIGHT.

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OKAY, I WILL
GET IT MONDAY.

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[chuckles] HOLD ON, BIG GUY.
I'M GONNA PUT IT

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IN THE MAIL SUNDAY NIGHT.
YOU'LL GET IT WEDNESDAY.

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OKAY. JIM, YOU WANT
TO HIT THE CONFERENCE ROOM?

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- SURE.
- HEY, GOOD LUCK.

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OH, RIGHT, THIS THING.
I REMEMBER NOW.

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[whispering]
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

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[whispering] THIS IS JUST
ME AND DAVID, IF THAT'S OKAY.

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THAT'S OKAY WITH ME. HE'S
GONNA WANT ME IN THERE, THOUGH.

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NO, UH,
IT'S OKAY, MICHAEL.

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- WE GOT IT.
- REALLY?

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- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.

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DO YOU MIND
IF I SIT THIS OUT?

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I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO,

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I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA
BLOW MY BRAINS OUT.

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- OKAY.
- YEAH.

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[door shuts]

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AM I WORRIED
THAT JIM AND DAVID

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ARE HAVING A MEETING
WITHOUT ME?

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NO, BECAUSE WE ARE
THE THREE AMIGOS.

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AND ONCE IN A WHILE,

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ONE OF THE AMIGOS WILL GO OFF
TO THE BATHROOM

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WHILE THE OTHER TWO
HAVE A SECRET MEETING.

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HEY, LET ME ESCORT YOU
TO YOUR DESK.

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OKAY, IT'S JUST...

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THREE OR FOUR STEPS,
BUT THANK YOU.

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- THANK YOU.
- YOU AND JIM ARE CLOSE, HUH?

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YEAH, I THINK THE PREGNANCY
REALLY BROUGHT US TOGETHER.

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HEY...WHAT DO YOU THINK

184
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HE AND DAVID
ARE TALKING ABOUT?

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WHAT DO YOU...

186
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UM, I DON'T KNOW.

187
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WELL, YOU SAID
GOOD LUCK TO JIM

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AS HE WALKED IN.

189
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DID I?
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME.

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I'M NOT VERY SUPERSTITIOUS.

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[whispered scatting]

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IF YOU'RE LYING TO ME
RIGHT NOW, PAM,

193
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YOUR BABY IS GONNA
COME OUT A LIAR.

194
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THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

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THEY INHERIT THINGS
THROUGH THE BREAST MILK.

196
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PLEASE DON'T TALK
ABOUT MY BREAST MILK.

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I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
TO LIE TO ME.

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I DON'T WANT YOU
TO EVER LIE TO ME.

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HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU?

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YEAH.

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I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO.

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I CAN ALWAYS TELL
WHEN SOMEBODY'S LYING.

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I JUST NEED TO KNOW TWO THINGS:

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WHAT THE PERSON IN SAYING

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AND WHAT THE TRUTH IS.

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AND IF THOSE THINGS ARE DIFFERENT,

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THAT PERSON'S LYING.

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I KNOW WHAT PAM SAID.

209
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NOW ALL I NEED TO KNOW
IS WHAT THE TRUTH IS.

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DON'T YOU FIND IT INTERESTING

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THAT THE ONE PLACE IN THE
WHOLE WAREHOUSE

212
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THAT ISN'T COVERED BY SECURITY CAMERAS

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00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:08,613
IS THE PLACE WHERE HE FELL?

214
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IT'S WHERE THE THREE HOLE
PUNCH PAPER IS.

215
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WELL, WE DID
A LITTLE INVESTIGATION,

216
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AND DWIGHT HAD A GOOD POINT.

217
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THE LADDER DIDN'T REACH
THE TOP SHELF.

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I DON'T KNOW
IF I BELIEVE IT, BUT...

219
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I AM A FAN OF THE HARDBOILED
DETECTIVE NOVEL.

220
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"I'LL PUNCH YOU
IN DA MUSH, SEE?"

221
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HEY! YOU, WORKER!

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WHEN YOU NEED TO GET SOMETHING
OFF THE TOP SHELF,

223
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DO YOU USE A LADDER
OR THE LIFT?

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LIFT.

225
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WE USE THE LIFT FOR EVERYTHING.

226
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
FOR A HOUSE CALL.

227
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- YOU HAVE A CAR?
- YEAH.

228
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GREAT. LET'S USE YOUR CAR
TO JUMP MY CAR.

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UH-HUH, WELL,
IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT,

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YOU CAN TELL THAT S.O.B.
THAT HE IS FIRED.

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SORRY, I'M GOING INTO
A MEETING RIGHT NOW.

232
00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,326
I WILL--I LOVE YOU TOO. BYE.

233
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,245
- WHO WAS THAT?
- SORRY ABOUT THAT.

234
00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,371
WHAT'D I MISS?

235
00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,581
MICHAEL, WE WOULD
LIKE TO CONTINUE

236
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,999
THE REST OF THIS MEETING
IN PRIVATE, PLEASE,

237
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,000
IF YOU DON'T MIND.

238
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,126
I DO NOT MIND.

239
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,336
YES, I DO.
NO, I DON'T.

240
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,171
YES, I DO.
NO, I DON'T MIND.

241
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,297
CATCH YOU GUYS
ON THE FLIPPITY-FLOP.

242
00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,341
OH, THIS--
CALL WAITING.

243
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,675
YEAH? UH-HUH.

244
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,844
WELL, YOU TELL THE MAYOR
HE JUST LOST SIX VOTES.

245
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,928
UH-HUH.

246
00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,514
THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE
A WHILE.

247
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,017
- YEAH.
- CAN'T BE GOOD.

248
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,268
NO.

249
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,354
THINK THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT ME?

250
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,689
NO, I THINK THEY'RE
TALKING ABOUT ME.

251
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,025
YEAH, THAT MAKES
WAY MORE SENSE.

252
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,943
OKAY, THANKS, BOSS.

253
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,446
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ALWAYS HOPE
THAT YOUR BEST FRIENDS

254
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,198
BECOME FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER,

255
00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,326
AND THEN WHEN
THEY FINALLY MEET,

256
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,578
THEY HIT IT OFF

257
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:42,207
AND THEY START HANGING OUT
TOGETHER WITHOUT YOU

258
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:47,045
AND BECOME BEST FRIENDS
THEMSELVES?

259
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,215
THAT IS...

260
00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,592
THAT'S SUCH A JOY.

261
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,388
HEY, KELLY.

262
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,349
UGH, SO JEALOUS
OF YOUR BOOBS.

263
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:00,892
THANK YOU.

264
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,436
UM, LISTEN,
I JUST WANTED TO CONFIRM

265
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,438
THAT YOU'RE NOT
COMING TO THE WEDDING,

266
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,315
WHICH IS TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE

267
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,441
AND MORE THAN FINE.

268
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,276
IS RYAN GOING?

269
00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,986
I DON'T KNOW,
HE HASN'T RSVPED YET.

270
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,030
HERE'S THE DEAL.
I REALLY WANT TO GO.

271
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,241
BUT I'M NOT GONNA GO
IF RYAN DOESN'T GO,

272
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,034
BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF
A WASTE OF TIME.

273
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,536
UH, THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

274
00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,037
IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF YOU
COULD TRY TO GET HIM TO GO,

275
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,914
BECAUSE I'D REALLY LIKE
TO BE THERE TO SUPPORT JIM,

276
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,041
BECAUSE THIS IS, LIKE,
THE BIGGEST DAY OF HIS LIFE.

277
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,626
UH--OKAY.
UM--

278
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,129
JUST FIND OUT IF RYAN'S GONNA
BE THERE, AND THEN I'LL GO.

279
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,630
SO NO RYAN, NO YOU?

280
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,173
YEAH.

281
00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,508
[barely audible] OKAY.

282
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:40,015
OH, FOR--DWIGHT, WOULD YOU
PUT DOWN THE BINOCULARS?

283
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,808
- THEY'RE REALLY CONSPICUOUS.
- THEY'RE CAMOUFLAGE.

284
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,935
- NO ONE CAN SEE THEM.
- I CAN SEE THEM.

285
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,270
WELL--

286
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,230
YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

287
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,398
JUST--

288
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,110
IF A DEER CAN'T SEE
THESE BINOCULARS,

289
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,446
THEN DARRYL CAN'T, OKAY?

290
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,990
A DEER DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT THEY ARE.

291
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,748
WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU, HOSS?

292
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,291
HOW ARE YOUR SALES DOING?

293
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,877
HOW ARE MY SALES DOING?

294
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,962
BUSTED.

295
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,380
[whispering] YOU KNOW WHAT?
MY NUMBERS ARE DOWN.

296
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,715
A LITTLE BIT.

297
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,592
IT'S 'CAUSE OF THE ECONOMY.

298
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:17,969
YOU'RE NOT BUYING IT.

299
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,013
YOU'RE GOOD.

300
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,931
OKAY, THE TRUTH IS, UH,

301
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,516
I HAVE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE
FOCUSING LATELY.

302
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:27,604
I'M IN THIS WEIRD, FLIRTY, NEBULOUS...THING

303
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,482
WITH THIS COUSIN OF MINE.

304
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,525
AND IT'S A TOTAL MIND F-ER.

305
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,069
AGAIN WITH THE COUSIN.

306
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,820
OH, I'M SORRY, PHYLLIS.

307
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,614
YOU EXPLAIN
THIS EMAIL, OKAY?

308
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,908
"HEY, ANDY,
LET'S GO VISIT GRANDMA

309
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,369
AND THEN
GET DRUNK TOGETHER, HA HA."

310
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,995
SHH. I'M JUST TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT

311
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,747
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THAT ROOM, OKAY?

312
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:49,542
WALLACE HAD TO SHOW UP
ON THE ONE FOUR-MONTH PERIOD

313
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,419
THAT I'M COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED.

314
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,925
NO, NO, NO--
[sighs] NO.

315
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,135
- WHAT?
- YOU DON'T PUT A SOFT CHEESE

316
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,346
- NEXT TO A HARD CHEESE.
- I WAS MAKING A SMILEY FACE.

317
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,515
MM-HMM.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

318
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,600
DID YOU ALSO SPEND
A SUMMER IN TOULOUSE

319
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,477
APPRENTICING FOR A FROMAGER?

320
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,605
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK SO.

321
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:11,815
YOU KNOW WHEN THEY SAY

322
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,609
IT'S SO CRAZY
IT JUST MIGHT WORK?

323
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,902
WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

324
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,488
I SAY GO FOR THE AIRTIGHT PLAN.

325
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,407
AND THAT IS WHY
I AM HAVING ANDY

326
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,783
WHEEL ME
INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM

327
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,452
INSIDE A MAKESHIFT
CHEESE CART.

328
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,455
IT IS JUST...

329
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,998
ELEGANT.

330
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:33,503
I SHOULD PROBABLY COME UP
WITH SOMETHING CLEVER

331
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,796
TO SAY IF I GET CAUGHT.

332
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,256
YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY?

333
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,550
GOT A LOT OF FUNNY THINGS
TO SAY IF I WERE IN A BOX.

334
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:42,262
CART. I'M--

335
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,264
AH! OH, I GOT IT.

336
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,726
[English accent] PARDON ME,
DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON?

337
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,062
YES. I WILL USE
THE GREY POUPON LINE.

338
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,108
NOW I SORT OF WANT
TO GET CAUGHT.

339
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:58,653
YOU WANT SOME WATER?

340
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,031
THANKS. WHAT--WHAT IS THAT?

341
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,829
OH, FOR GOD SAKES.

342
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,208
[slurping]

343
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,670
IT'S NOT ACTUAL WATER.
IT'S WATER GEL.

344
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:16,796
WHAT DID I DRINK?

345
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,089
IT'S BETTER THAN WATER.

346
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,507
IT'S THICKER THAN WATER.

347
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,551
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK
FROM THIS?

348
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,678
JUST--

349
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,096
- BE MY EYES.
- YOU GOT IT.

350
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:25,930
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

351
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,724
- OHH, JUST...
- HELLO.

352
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,309
BACKING UP
AND TURNING AROUND.

353
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,518
HEY, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS--

354
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,854
DA DA DA DA!
IT'S NOT FOR YOU.

355
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,857
<i>PARDON MOI, MONSIEURS.</i>

356
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,526
I TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF PREPARING FOR YOU

357
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,861
A CHEESE PLATTER,

358
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,697
WHICH I WILL PLACE HERE
ON THE EASTERN WALL

359
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:43,990
OF THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

360
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,326
- CHEESE PLATTER?
- <i>OUI, OUI, MONSIEUR.</i>

361
00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:50,288
FROM THE WISCONSIN REGION,
A NICE, FIRM CHEDDAR.

362
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,540
ALSO FROM THE GREAT STATE
OF WISCONSIN,

363
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,417
AN AGED PARMESAN.

364
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,587
UH, HERE YOU WILL FIND
A CHEDDAR-STYLE SPREAD,

365
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,548
WHICH HAS REACTED NICELY
WITH THE AIR

366
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,716
TO FORM A LIGHT RIND,

367
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,717
WHICH I THINK YOU'LL FIND

368
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,135
BOTH CHALLENGING AND DELICIOUS.

369
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,137
AT THAT POINT,
I WOULD RECOMMEND

370
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,056
YOU TAKE A QUICK TRIP
SOUTH OF THE BORDER

371
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,474
TO THE GREAT STATE
OF ILLINOIS,

372
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,727
WHERE YOU WILL FIND
THIS FINE BLUE CHEESE DRESSING.

373
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,647
IF I MAY BE SO BOLD,
IT'S A LOT OF FUN

374
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,566
TO LET THE GOLDFISH
TAKE A LITTLE SWIM

375
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,110
IN THE BLUE CHEESE.

376
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,695
<i>BON APPETIT.</i>

377
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:25,323
ALL RIGHT,
WELL, I SHOULD GO.

378
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,908
THANKS FOR THIS.

379
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,410
YOU'VE GIVEN ME A LOT
TO THINK ABOUT.

380
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,578
PLEASE PROMISE ME YOU WON'T
DO ANYTHING UNTIL WE SPEAK.

381
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,956
NO, NO, NO.
I WON'T.

382
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,582
- ALL RIGHT.
- THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME.

383
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,542
- YEAH.
- APPRECIATE IT.

384
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,751
THANK YOU, JIM.

385
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,759
ERIN, IS MICHAEL AROUND?

386
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,845
I THINK...
HE'S AROUND HERE.

387
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,472
IS THAT...

388
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,724
- HEY, HEY, HEY.
- OH.

389
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,808
YOU MUST HAVE WALKED
RIGHT PAST ME.

390
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,101
- HOW YOU DOING?
- UH, YEAH.

391
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,436
COULD WE TALK IN YOUR OFFICE
FOR A SECOND?

392
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,271
YES, DEFINITELY.

393
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,647
OKAY.

394
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,488
[train whistle blows]

395
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,657
IT SOUNDS LIKE A...

396
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,951
EMD P40.

397
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,871
NAH, THAT'S A GE.

398
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,622
THE P40
IS MUCH HIGHER PITCHED.

399
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,874
YOU'RE INTO TRAINS?

400
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,334
HAVE BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE.

401
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,376
- WOW.
- I'M REBUILDING

402
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,378
A TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY
STEAM ENGINE

403
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,671
IN MY SLAUGHTERHOUSE.

404
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,882
- THAT'S SO COOL.
- YEAH.

405
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,258
WOW, I'D LOVE
TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

406
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,676
YEAH, IT'S JUST
A RUN-OF-THE-MILL

407
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,094
SLAUGHTERHOUSE,
BUT, SURE, ANY TIME.

408
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,305
WELL, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE OF THE TRAINS.

409
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,349
- WAIT, WAIT, SOMEONE'S COMING.
- OH, BOY, OH, BOY.

410
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,516
[whispering]
IT'S DARRYL! GET DOWN!

411
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,684
HE'S NOT USING CRUTCHES!

412
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,977
- OH, GET OVER THERE.
- GET THE CAMERA.

413
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,604
- START TAPING.
- DRIVE!

414
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,814
OH, WORKER'S COMP
MY ASS!

415
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,232
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
OH--

416
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,818
- HEY, YOU ASS[bleep]!
- TOBY...

417
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,696
YOU GONNA EAT
ALL THAT DOG FOOD YOURSELF?

418
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,239
- OH! DUH--OH, BOY, NOT DARRYL!
- OHH!

419
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,033
NO, NO.

420
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,368
AAH!

421
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,244
OH, MAN!
YOU OKAY?

422
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,206
[tires screech]

423
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,085
- HEY, RYAN.
- HEY.

424
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,795
SO I JUST
WANTED TO CONFIRM

425
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:02,962
THAT YOU'RE NOT COMING
TO MY WEDDING.

426
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,964
YEAH, I MIGHT STOP BY.

427
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,342
IT COSTS
ABOUT $75 PER PERSON.

428
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,968
OKAY, I ONCE
HAD A GLASS OF COGNAC

429
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,179
THAT COST $77, SO...

430
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:14,349
CAN YOU JUST TELL ME NOW
IF YOU'RE COMING OR NOT?

431
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,850
YES.

432
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:16,935
I'M COMING TO YOUR WEDDING.

433
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,521
OKAY.
RYAN HOWARD, YES.

434
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,855
PROBABLY YES.

435
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,024
KELLY KAPOOR, YES.

436
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,902
MM, YUMMY.

437
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,030
HEY.

438
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,160
WHERE'S MY CHEESE?

439
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,996
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH
THESE NEW RESPONSIBILITIES?

440
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,748
LOOK WHO YOU'RE
TALKING TO.

441
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,333
JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
THE BEST WAY

442
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,335
TO UTILIZE
EVERYONE'S TALENTS.

443
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,713
WELL, I WOULD SAY
THAT MY GREATEST TALENT

444
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:48,008
IS BEING THE BEST MAN,
WOMAN, OR CHILD,

445
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,718
TO HAVE EVER
RUN THIS BRANCH, EVER.

446
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,844
AND WHAT ABOUT JIM?

447
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,220
YOU THINK JIM IS SOMEONE
WHO'S READY

448
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:55,390
TO MOVE INTO
A MANAGEMENT POSITION?

449
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,766
UM...

450
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,399
PERMISSION TO SPEAK
ON THE RECORD.

451
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,026
PLEASE DO.

452
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,070
JIM IS LIKE...
BIG BIRD.

453
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,948
HE IS TALL AND YELLOW

454
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,533
AND VERY NICE.

455
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,076
BUT WOULD I PUT HIM IN CHARGE?

456
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,871
[whispering]
NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

457
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:21,791
HE--BIG BIRD DOESN'T
MAKE THE TOUGH DECISIONS.

458
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,793
I--IF I WAS GONNA
PUT SOMEONE IN CHARGE,

459
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,004
I WOULD PUT BERT IN CHARGE.

460
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,922
OR I WOULD PUT ONE OF
THE REAL GROWN-UPS IN CHARGE,

461
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,467
LIKE MARIA OR GORDON, MAYBE.

462
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,885
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED JIM.

463
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,678
VERY MUCH.
JIM IS MY BEST FRIEND.

464
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,432
BUT...HERE'S HIS
PERFORMANCE REPORT.

465
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:38,767
[sighs]

466
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,101
RIGHT HERE.
[clears throat]

467
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,979
NOW, THIS WAS WRITTEN
BY TOBY,

468
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,565
WHO WE ALL KNOW IS EXTREMELY...

469
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,108
RELIABLE.

470
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,943
"CONSTANT
OFFICE DISTRACTION.

471
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,112
"SPENDS WAY TOO MUCH TIME
AT RECEPTION.

472
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,280
"ANTAGONIZES OTHER SALESMEN.

473
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,074
NOT AT ALL
WHAT HE THINKS HE IS."

474
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,909
IT'S NOT VERY WELL WRITTEN.

475
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,369
BUT YOU GET THE GIST.

476
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,204
IS THERE ANYBODY ELSE
YOU THINK COULD RUN

477
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,747
THE DAY-TO-DAY
OF THE BRANCH?

478
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,083
I COULD JUST CONTINUE
TO RUN IT MYSELF, THAT'S--

479
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,918
JIM HAD
AN INTERESTING IDEA

480
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,961
TO HELP YOU
WITH THIS EXTRA WORKLOAD.

481
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,005
AND IT INVOLVED
YOU BEING PROMOTED

482
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,424
TO OVERSEE ALL NORTHEAST SALES.

483
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,469
AND THEN JIM WOULD BE
PROMOTED TO YOUR POSITION.

484
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,932
- THIS WAS JIM'S IDEA?
- MM-HMM.

485
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,893
WOW.

486
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,603
I WAS THINKING ABOUT MY KID.

487
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,231
AND I DON'T NEED A YACHT,

488
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,483
AND I DON'T NEED A BIG HOUSE.

489
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,903
BUT I AM ONE OF THOSE GUYS
WHO NEEDS THEIR CHILD TO EAT.

490
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,906
[chuckles]
SO ANYWAYS, YES,

491
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,492
I DEFINITELY NEED A PROMOTION.

492
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,911
UM...

493
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,497
WELL, I'D HAVE TO TALK
TO MY MOTHER

494
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:47,002
AND MY GUY AT HandR BLOCK.

495
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,462
UM...OKAY.

496
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,714
WELL, SEE,
HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH.

497
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,340
THE PLAN DOESN'T WORK

498
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,967
UNLESS WE HAVE
SOMEONE TO REPLACE YOU.

499
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:56,094
I WAS HOPING...

500
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,178
PLUS, WE HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT JIM.

501
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,556
HE HAS ANOTHER JOB OFFER.

502
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,808
WE MAY HAVE TO REPLACE HIM.

503
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,144
I DIDN'T TELL MICHAEL BECAUSE...

504
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,479
I THOUGHT HE'D TRY TO HELP.

505
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,314
EXAMPLE: HE HANDED OUT
JELL-O SHOTS

506
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,192
AT THE 23RD MILE
OF THE STEAMTOWN MARATHON.

507
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,031
JIM, CAN YOU WALK ME DOWN
TO MY CAR FOR A SECOND?

508
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,282
- PLEASE.
- SURE.

509
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,492
THANKS.

510
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,682
I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL
PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE.

511
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,858
[rattles candy dish]

512
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,526
LITTLE PICK-ME-UP.

513
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,320
[sighs]
THOSE ARE THE BEST.

514
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,654
A LITTLE SUGAR RUSH.

515
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,864
WHEN YOU WERE
IN THE OFFICE EARLIER,

516
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,450
TALKING TO WALLACE,
DID I COME UP AT ALL?

517
00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,535
UH...

518
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,413
WELL, WE DID TALK ABOUT
HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE.

519
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,165
WHY DON'T WE HEAD
INTO YOUR OFFICE AND TALK?

520
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,668
OKAY.
OH, WHAT DID WE--GOD.

521
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,378
WE SAID...

522
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:14,673
I KNOW THERE WERE
CERTAIN THINGS WE SAID.

523
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,633
MICHAEL, LOOK,
I'LL JUST BE HONEST WITH YOU.

524
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,511
EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE
WITH WALLACE ABOUT A PROMOTION.

525
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,429
AND I ACTUALLY THINK THAT
THAT TALK WENT REALLY WELL.

526
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:22,555
- MM-HMM.
- AND THEN

527
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,182
AFTER HE SPOKE WITH YOU,
FOR SOME REASON,

528
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,934
IT FELT LIKE
THINGS HAD CHANGED.

529
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,560
HMM, THAT'S WEIRD.

530
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,771
THAT'S WEIRD.

531
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,398
KIND OF WEIRDING ME OUT.

532
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,358
DID YOU KNOW
THAT LINCOLN'S SECRETARY

533
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,276
- WAS NAMED KENNEDY?
- MICHAEL...

534
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,820
DID YOU SAY ANYTHING?

535
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,321
[sighs]
TELL YOU WHAT,

536
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,865
WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS OFFICE,
I'M GOING TO CALL WALLACE

537
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,075
AND I'M GOING TO TELL HIM

538
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,618
THAT YOU SHOULD
GET THAT PROMOTION.

539
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,036
- REALLY?
- YES!

540
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,121
- YOU WILL?
- YES.

541
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:48,081
WANNA DO IT RIGHT NOW?

542
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,166
YES.

543
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,794
I TRIED TO KEEP MICHAEL
IN THE DARK.

544
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,506
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
THAT HE CAN DO

545
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,842
JUST AS MUCH DAMAGE
IN THE DARK.

546
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,428
NIAGARA FALLS IN OCTOBER?
HELLS YEAH!

547
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,806
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD
SEND IN YOUR RSVP CARD?

548
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,100
NO, I'LL JUST TELL YOU NOW. EASIER.

549
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,269
WELL, YOU HAVE
TO CHOOSE A FOOD OPTION,

550
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,311
AND THERE'S
INFORMATION IN THERE

551
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,730
ABOUT DIRECTIONS
AND LODGING.

552
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,398
I'LL JUST HAVE
WHATEVER'S FANCIEST,

553
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,233
UNLESS THERE'S RIBS,
AND I'LL JUST GET

554
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,276
ALL THE OTHER INFORMATION
THE DAY OF.

555
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,318
I'LL TEXT YOU.

556
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,195
YOU'RE GOING TO TEXT ME

557
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,447
- THE MORNING OF MY WEDDING...
- MM-HMM.

558
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,240
- TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS?
- RIGHT.

559
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,325
AND YOU WILL EAT
WHATEVER IS FANCIEST?

560
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,577
UNLESS THERE'S RIBS.

561
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,371
RUDE.

562
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,081
- SO RUDE, RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.

563
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,416
OH, MY GOSH.

564
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,585
I HAVE BEEN CHASING
PEOPLE DOWN ALL DAY.

565
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,419
IT'S INCREDIBLE.

566
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,670
PAM, MY BAG WAS THERE.

567
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,465
I NEED TO SEE YOUR PUPILS.

568
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,716
I HAVE TO SEE
IF THEY'RE DILATING.

569
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,551
TOBY! DWIGHT!

570
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,095
IS THAT THEM?

571
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,222
DEFINITELY.

572
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,766
YOU COME TO MY HOUSE,

573
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,434
BUST UP MY TRASH CANS,

574
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,019
CALL MY BABY SISTER
AN ASS[bleep],

575
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,312
AND TOLD HER
TO EAT DOG FOOD?

576
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,314
WE THOUGHT
THAT SHE WAS YOU.

577
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,608
WHY WOULD YOU THINK
A LADY IS ME?

578
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,072
ARE YOU--ARE YOU SERIOUS?

579
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,366
BECAUSE YOU LOOK
EXACTLY ALIKE.

580
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:07,160
AM I THE ONLY ONE?
ARE YOU GETTING THIS?

581
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,912
- I MEAN--
- I DON'T SEE IT.

582
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,789
HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

583
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,874
I'M CALLING CORPORATE,
AND I'M FILING A COMPLAINT

584
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,125
AGAINST BOTH OF YOU.

585
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,794
OH, DARRYL.

586
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,671
COME ON, GWENYTH.

587
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,297
[scoffs] SAD.

588
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,842
THIS IS DAVID.

589
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,886
HEY, DAVID,
THIS IS MICHAEL S...

590
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,889
- MICHAEL SCOTT HERE!
- YEAH?

591
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,141
JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT JIM HALPERT.

592
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:34,479
I UNDERSTAND THAT HE DID NOT
RECEIVE THAT PROMOTION.

593
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,481
AND I WANTED TO SEE
WHAT I COULD DO

594
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,483
TO NUDGE YOU
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

595
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,651
I--WHAT, SO, WHAT,

596
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,153
YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR MIND
ABOUT JIM?

597
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,739
ABSOLUTELY...NOT!

598
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:46,741
LIKE I SAID BEFORE,

599
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,954
JIM IS FANTASTIC,
AND HE DESERVES THIS JOB.

600
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,914
MICHAEL, IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU'RE CUTTING IN AND OUT.

601
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:56,501
BUT THIS IS NOT
WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER.

602
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:59,337
WHAT--HERE'S THE THING.

603
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,131
JIM IS THE BEST MAN
FOR THIS JOB.

604
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,674
I THINK YOU SHOULD
GIVE IT TO HIM.

605
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:04,676
WELL, IT DOESN'T CHANGE WHAT
YOU SHOWED ME IN JIM'S FILE.

606
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,136
- [barely audible] WHAT?
- WELL...

607
00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:10,265
N--THAT--
THAT WAS AN ANOMALY.

608
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,810
THAT FILE HAD BEEN... FALSIFIED.

609
00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:15,895
TOBY FLENDERSON
IS DOING DRUGS.

610
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,480
MICHAEL, I--
I REALLY DON'T KNOW

611
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:18,857
WHAT'S GOING ON
DOWN THERE, BUT--

612
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,650
OH--DAMN IT!

613
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:23,028
I AM GETTING PULLED OVER
FOR TALKING ON MY CELL.

614
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,237
DAMN IT.

615
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,535
HEY, DARRYL, LOOK, UH...

616
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,328
WE'RE HERE TO APOLOGIZE.

617
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,872
- WE'RE COOL.
- WAIT!

618
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,124
THEY'RE USING THE LIFT
AS THEIR OWN PERSONAL ELEVATOR.

619
00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,625
- WHAT?
- HE BROKE HIS ANKLE

620
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,002
CLIMBING OVER THE RAILING,

621
00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,212
THEN HE LIED ABOUT IT
BECAUSE IT WAS A MISUSE

622
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,839
OF COMPANY EQUIPMENT.

623
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,382
CASE CLOSED.

624
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,717
THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING
I EVER HEARD.

625
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,886
REALLY?
THEN WHY IS THERE NEW WOOD

626
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,888
ONLY ON ONE RAILING?

627
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,014
HM?

628
00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:54,434
LET'S JUST CHECK
THE SECURITY TAPES, TOBY.

629
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,852
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T THINK

630
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:57,729
THERE'S ANY REASON
TO CHECK 'EM.

631
00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,899
BUT I SUPPOSE IF WE WANTED
TO BE REALLY CERTAIN--

632
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,983
ALL RIGHT, YEAH.

633
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,026
FINE, SO WHATEVER.

634
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,235
YES!

635
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,612
YOU REALLY DID IT.

636
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,573
NOW I WOULD LIKE TO FILE
AN OFFICIAL COMPLAINT

637
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:11,034
TO CORPORATE
BECAUSE DARRYL LIED

638
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,744
ON AN OFFICIAL FORM.

639
00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,079
THEN I'M TELLING THEM
YOU GUYS

640
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,622
SEXUALLY HARASSED MY SISTER.

641
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:18,958
[scoffs] NO JUDGE
IS GONNA BELIEVE THAT.

642
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,921
OKAY.

643
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,423
LOOK, WE COULD ALL FILE
COMPLAINTS AGAINST EACH OTHER

644
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,133
AND JUST DROWN
IN A SEA OF PAPERWORK,

645
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,802
BUT, YOU KNOW,

646
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,471
WE'LL JUST MOVE ON WITH OUR--
WITH OUR LIVES.

647
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,600
SO DWIGHT AND DARRYL
CAME TO AN AGREEMENT

648
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:39,521
THAT THEY WOULD BOTH FILE
COMPLAINTS WITH CORPORATE,

649
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:41,981
AND NOW I GOT TO DO
ALL THIS PAPERWORK.

650
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,236
WE WORKED IT OUT.

651
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:47,862
[elevator dings]

652
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,447
HEY, HEY, JIM...

653
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,324
IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL
REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW

654
00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:53,034
IF YOU WOULD JUST
PUNCH ME IN THE FACE.

655
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,619
ALL RIGHT?
JUST DO IT.

656
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,287
HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I ASKED YOU

657
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:57,622
TO PUT ME UP
FOR A BRANCH MANAGER JOB?

658
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,165
I NEVER RECOMMENDED YOU

659
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,709
BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT TO LOSE YOU,

660
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,585
AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO LOSE PAM.

661
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:04,379
[choked up] AND NOW,
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE BABY.

662
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,797
SO, INSTEAD,
YOU SCREWED ME?

663
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:06,840
[whispered]
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

664
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,216
NO.

665
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:09,300
[door opens]

666
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,635
DAVID WALLACE IS CALLING.

667
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:11,720
WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING HERE.

668
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:12,804
SHOULD I TELL HIM
YOU'LL CALL BACK?

669
00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:14,848
I--YE--NO.
I'LL TELL HIM MYSELF.

670
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:18,810
LET'S BOTH.

671
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:23,189
HELLO.

672
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,607
- HEY, MICHAEL.
- YES?

673
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,444
- YOU GOT HIM THERE WITH YOU?
- NO, IT'S JUST US.

674
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,486
ACTUALLY,
CAN YOU CALL JIM IN?

675
00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,196
I WANT HIM ON THIS. PLEASE.

676
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,741
OH...OH, WELL,
HERE IS RIGHT NOW.

677
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,952
COME IN.

678
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,747
[makes click and creak
with his mouth]

679
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,876
HI, DAVID.

680
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,085
HEY, GUYS...

681
00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:45,837
SO I SPOKE TO ALAN.

682
00:25:45,879 --> 00:25:47,672
WE HAD KIND OF
AN UNCONVENTIONAL IDEA,

683
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,382
WHICH I THINK
IS PRETTY COOL.

684
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,968
BUT IT ONLY WORKS
IF EVERYONE'S ON BOARD.

685
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,596
WELL, JUST AS LONG AS IT
MEANS JIM BECOMES A MANAGER.

686
00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,306
WE WERE THINKING
OF HAVING

687
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:58,058
TWO BRANCH MANAGERS
IN SCRANTON--

688
00:25:58,099 --> 00:26:00,643
BOTH OF YOU GUYS
WORKING AS CO-MANAGERS.

689
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,145
JIM WOULD HANDLE
THE DAY-TO-DAY,

690
00:26:02,187 --> 00:26:04,189
AND, MICHAEL,
YOU WOULD FOCUS ON CLIENTS

691
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,398
AND BIG PICTURE STUFF.

692
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,858
WOW, THAT SOUNDS
PRETTY COOL.

693
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:09,736
I LIKE THAT!
SO MANAGER AND CO-MANAGER.

694
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:12,030
CO-MANAGER AND CO-MANAGER.

695
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,573
SEE, THERE ARE A LOT
OF MOVING PIECES,

696
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:16,034
AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
I CAN SELL IT UPSTAIRS.

697
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:17,869
WELL, THAT MIGHT BE
A LITTLE CONFUSING FOR PEOPLE

698
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:20,497
BECAUSE THEY KNOW ME
AS MANAGER.

699
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:23,041
ALL RIGHT, HEY, MICHAEL,
CAN YOU PICK UP FOR ONE SECOND?

700
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,587
OKAY, LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA
FORCE YOU INTO ANYTHING.

701
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,881
IF YOU'RE WILLING
TO LOSE JIM, FINE.

702
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:32,092
YOU JUST SAY SO.
WE'LL FIND ANOTHER SOLUTION.

703
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:35,053
OKAY?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

704
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:42,394
[door opens]

705
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:43,478
OKAY, PEOPLE,

706
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,562
- LISTEN UP!
- OKAY, EVERYBODY...

707
00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:45,563
both: I HAVE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

708
00:26:45,605 --> 00:26:46,690
FRAUD WAS COMMITTED--

709
00:26:46,731 --> 00:26:48,400
WHOA...DO YOU HAVE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT?

710
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:49,984
I'M--I WAS MAKING IT.

711
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,737
EVERYBODY, DAVID WALLACE
AND I HAVE TALKED,

712
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,739
AND WE HAVE DECIDED
TO PROMOTE JIM

713
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:57,492
TO THE POSITION
OF CO-MANAGER.

714
00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,119
CO-MANAGER OF WHAT?

715
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,246
OF YOUR BUTT!

716
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,373
AND YOUR BUTT, AND YOUR BUTT,
AND YOUR BUTT.

717
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,500
ALL OF SCRANTON BRANCH BUTTS.

718
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:07,085
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU,
MICHAEL?

719
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,169
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?

720
00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,714
I AM ALSO BEING PROMOTED
TO CO-MANAGER.

721
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,716
WE WILL BE
CO-MANAGERS TOGETHER.

722
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,137
JIM HALPERT, WELCOME.

723
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,138
THANK YOU.

724
00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,937
[screams]

725
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,693
DARRYL!

726
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:34,029
HEY, DARRYL!

727
00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:36,948
HEY, I NEED TO GET YOUR RSVP
FOR THE...

728
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:39,743
DARRYL!

729
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:43,538
{\an8}[cheerful music]

730
00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:50,712
{\an8}♪ ♪